- Mom, can you come get me? It's weird here! It's so weird I don't like-liking... what? Oh for desert? Awesome! Yah - but can you come here tho cause it's-it's -- I don't like it here now! It's not good here. It's not nice.
- ―Edwin Pisinski to his mother in Showdown at Sherman High @ 14:50
Meat (real name Edwin Pisinski) is a rather dim-witted jock that seems to like Newton, and apparently his best friend at school.
He first appeared in Showdown at Sherman High, where his attempts to contact his mother led to Newton discovering the monster's weakness to cellphone signals. He also appeared at the Scary Mary party, challenging Newton to a chug-off, and later dancing "the robot" with Newton. He appears again in The Steel Foe (in which his real name is revealed) and again in A New Beginning, when he accompanies Kimmy, Amber and Tiffany to the abandoned Lunis house.
Edwin is a block-ish like character with short scruffy hair that is always sporting his leather man jacket.
Edwin is not a very smart student at Sherman High School not by a long shot, however, he is very nice.
Edwin seems to like Newton a lot, even thought Newton always seems annoyed around him due to his less intellectual nature. Eventually Edwin grows on Newton and they become friends.
Powers and AbilitiesEdit
- He is voiced by Bill Fagerbakke, the same person who did the voices for Patrick from Spongebob and Bulkhead from Transformers: Animated.
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